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02-09-2007, 12:03 PM
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Happy Birthday to you
This forum's a zoo
It's always such fun
And we don't envy you!

lol....sorry, couldn't resist. Hope you have an enjoyable birthday tomorrow. February must be a good month to be born in, three of my kids' birthdays are this month.

Now for some fun (after all, what's a birthday without a few jokes?):

# When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

# My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

# My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.

# It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.


Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares.

Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

PS- thanks to http://www.birthdaycelebrations.net for the jokes!

Henryk
02-15-2007, 02:44 AM
I am so sorry to be so late,Webmaster,please accept my belated but sincere wishes for a Happy Birthday! Had our calendar worked I would have been on time.Best wishes,Henryk